Rick McKee / Augusta Chronicle (click to start slideshow)

Today is Valentine's Day, so if you're in a relationship (or desperately trying to start one) consider yourself a "job creator.". After all, you'll be pumping tons of money into the economy to purchase disposable trinkets that will probably be forgotten in a week. Or in Mitt Romney's case, never opened at all. 

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